This is a haiku about the awful muffins I made this morning.
Burned below, beige tops
Heavy, dull, missing two things
Care and butter.
Actually, forgetting to put the butter in was just one of a number of things that went wrong with these bad boys. I halved the sugar and put in banana instead, and put in some cocoa even though the recipe didn't say to, just to try and convince my children they were "yummy chocolate".
They were so, so, horrible. So horrible they moved me to write poetry.